The life stories of assholes out of the bank ...
Story number 1.
Decided to close unnecessary bank account ' VTB North-West '. ( approx. to Murmansk - is one that is an area of ' Five Corners '). The main raschetnik MDMe in, I Accounting happy and content, and VTBshniki always pick on the docks, the bank - client no. in general, it is not convenient, and do not need nafig.
Serve the documents on the closing of accounts. One of the documents that are sent by the central office in Moscow a typo in the series of my passport. In the same package of documents proving a few of my credentials and a passport with the correct data. Opertsionistka Bank, which took us these docks, refuses to take a typographical error.
I go to the bank's lawyer, ' VTB North-West '. I explain the situation, that type of sealed and after 2 days will be a valid document and that I my 800 tysch. is needed. newsprint today is very expensive ( from June to 2 times ** ki have raised prices ). Yuristkoy (sorry forgot name) knowingly nods, says that does us no doubt in my credentials, picks up the phone and says opertsionistke that they, too, like in these situations are and what we have to go to a meeting and all. I sit and think there must be good people in this world.
Then bang, and my white, fluffy, dreamy clouds scatter at all. For the lawyer says, ' They closed my account? .
Money of course I saw only a few days.
Story number 2.
I was fishing a little wet. And with me my passport got wet. Knowing that the passport we are very fond of the country, I rather drying passport of the Russian Federation, took in addition to the driver's license and passport have. I went to the bank ...
On request for a passport, of course I gave TRAVEL, accompanied by a colorful description of the unenviable fate of civil documents, but was sent to hell, saying that they are documents certifying the identity of the civil passport or seaman's passport, and the rest of them do not care!.
And it is not surprising that they are. 20 Most of unprofitable banks in the world.
Though what surprised you? .
And tweet on the topic. @ McSimb. a:.
'Girls, darlings! . They create a nice thing turns into a grim, embittered and hamovitogo govnorobota! '.
P. S. : The initial version of the title changed due to censorship.
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